Thank you for ten years of listening and smiling with me. Most of my accounts are now suspended. This account is ending intentionally so you can still scroll back and see the old tweets. Picard continues offering advice at botsin.space/@PicardTips Goodbye Twitter. It was fun.

Quark software tip: The most profitable holosuite programs are free to play but offer in-app purchases.

Quark hospitality tip: The customer is always right, as long as they still have some money left.

Quark legal tip: Policemen are just people, and you know how awful people can be.

Quark business tip: There's big money in religion.

Quark business tip: Instead of just satisfying a need of the market, try creating a new need, or better still, a new market.

Quark morality tip: Money is the root of all evil, and I'll gladly help you relieve yourself of that burden.

Quark relationship tip: There's always a price. "Free love" was a scam cooked up by poor people. Ugly poor people.

Quark financial tip: Advice isn't free. You want Ferengi tips? That'll be four latinum strips.

Quark realism tip: Money buys happiness. Of course it does. Did someone really tell you it doesn't?

Quark economic tip: More is more.

Quark ethical tip: Human laws are so backward. Unionization is immoral, not prostitution.

Quark planning tip: Watch out for those meddling kids. I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for them.