Type of shit I would spend hours looking through as a kid before the smartphone destroyed my life

I'm not only a loser on twitter dot com im also a loser irl too

Give John Waters an unlimited budget to make an epic biography of his close friend Johnny Knoxville, told as a Johnny-Appleseed-style tall-tale of American mythmaking. A journey through vaudeville, silent comedy, dipshit stuntman heroism a la Evel Knievel, etc.

Fuck… I really don’t know…

took a lil edible and this popped up and made me laugh til i cried. still not sure why

un momento universidad tengo que defender a la piratería en twitter

i got flashbanged in the middle of my game to fuck up my performance

i think she likes it

every time I rewatch heathers (movie) I remember there’s people who are only familiar with heathers (musical). which is distressing. but not as distressing as people who have seen both and prefer the musical

I added him to my island just for this

Just made Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross as Miis ☺️☺️☺️

DAMN. BRUTAL.

15 years of portal 2 :) so i drew glados

if raging bull came out today people would say de niro doesn’t deserve the oscar because jake lamotta is a bad person

DR KLEINER DO NOT FUCKING GIVE ME THAT

who gave him these gifts 😡

I thought it was like, extremely obvious hello