Scientists be like Yeah so your baby can die if he lays down wrong. Yeah it’s called *checks notes* Sudden Infant Death Syndrome. Yeah. So anyways, this aluminum adjuvant that we’re injecting him with, this is all good. Yeah no we didn’t placebo test it. Yeah so he’s all good.

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>boot my old windows laptop >its been force-upgraded to windows11 >sign in with microslop account >immediately get blindingly bright pop up: “finish setting up your machine with Copilot” >no ty, click “setup later” >turn down Xbox gamepass offer >turn down Copilot 365 offer

I didn't believe Islam was taking over Minnesota until I saw the officer shoot that woman simply for driving a car

“Babe I’m considering a new tshirt is this ok”

I love how libs coping over the Antifa Lesboid getting ICEd are like "women often panic behind the wheel in stressful situations and that's why she did this" and unintentionally make the case for having laws like Saudi Arabia.

The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been

Just saw a clip from an SBC church service ordaining a woman to pastoral office. Doctrinal disaster aside, I noticed that nearly every male pastor on stage needed to lose about 150 pounds. These aren't disconnected. Fat men's bodies are estrogen factories. No wonder.

The historical relationship between the Catholic Church and the Jews was defined by a specific theological framework: the Jews were to be tolerated but prevented from having power over Christians. This was codified in the doctrine of Sicut Judaeis. 🧵1/20

The fact that he's able to constantly do this day in and day out in his late 70s is pretty remarkable. Devastatingly sharp

Outgoing presidents should be sacrificed like an ancient Greco Kings The final ceremony of inauguration day should have the new executive walk with him to be buried alive at the tomb of the unknown soldier

to regulate a toddler at bedtime i wouldn't give in OR force it. i would simply discuss the stakes of the issue with them calmly and rationally. "you dont HAVE to go to bed. but if we won't get any alone time, then mommy & daddy will get a divorce, & it will be your fault"

The thing about the most dangerous American cities, like, say, St. Louis, is that it’s both the case that locals tend to undervalue cleaning up the crime and non-residents tend to over state the problem. The reason in both cases is that the crime is mostly localized and not

Very useful for job seekers I will be using this

If I meet any of these three people in the camps, I will refuse to speak to them. If I am hungry, I will steal their bread and soup bowl

My roommate and lifting partner in college was an ardent atheist. I've been a devout Christian my entire life. We spent every waking moment together, from the dorm room to the gym. I truly loved him like a brother. After school ended, we went our separate ways and talked, at

Every Christian Ayahuasca story goes something like: “Yeah I was a complete atheist until I stripped my soul of all defense against malevolent spirits. I was raped and murdered by demons for 80 continuous hours and now I believe in Jesus! You should try it”

Melian Refugee I can fix her Like, with my penis. Putting it inside her I mean. If you catch my drift. I'm talking about sex

When Antifa shows up thinking they're getting the Minneapolis PD social workers and then the elite Bureau of Prisons SORT team comes out with Q patches on their helmets