"Hurrdurrdurr... your followers haven't heard from you in a while" Well go on then, Wolfgang turns 32 next weekend, so there's a bit of a shin-gig. You should come. That's a suggestion not an order. facebook.com/216451059794/p…

Don't worry guys, we have no current plans to reform for even just a gig. However it was brought to our attention we'd been hacked and a crypto dickhead was spamming crypto scams off our Twitter. Very off-brand for us. Fuck crypto. Fuck Musk. Fuck Tories. Fuck Starmer. Fuck us

The only person of colour in the royal family isn’t present because Meghan Markle was bullied out. Here is, The ‘modern’ royal family: exclusively white and privileged. We pay for this.

You don't have to stand up and be heard. You can sit down and be ignored instead. That's your democratic right.... fb.me/328wcoanW

Wolfgang isn't overjoyed at the election result either, but at least there's something around which those on the... fb.me/6A9t2im45

Well done Greece! Don't be held to ransom by the neoliberal junta. Fuck austerity.

Superb lineup for what will probably be our last gig of 2015. Plus, 360 club is always the best night in Leeds!... fb.me/6MrfnpwfD

Literally a week and a half away!! This is going to be brilliant, and we're going to play a song we haven't... fb.me/1TZv8tv8Z

Tomorrow night we will play what will probably be our last gig of the year at 360 Club in leeds at the Library... fb.me/2rVTGr1fi

Just been told were on last tonight so you still have plenty of time. Get down ASAP to catch the end of Hell... fb.me/JTql3zos

Great night last night at 360 Club. Rich is the best, most accommodating promoter we ever have the pleasure of... fb.me/BstFT2XB

David Cameron had sex with a dead pig's mouth

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We still exist. Just not very much at all for the next year or so. fb.me/4ubjdVt57

Find out how this fresh faced bunch of nice young boys became corrupted by the excesses of the rock n roll... fb.me/11NxtA0r9

Wolfgang and Sam have a new band, with Rory from Modern Day Dukes, and Rob who once upon a yonder was in Asomvel... fb.me/4PnqeBB76

So Wolfgang and Sam have this new band. It's with Rory from Modern Day Dukes (who I'm trying to tag but can't).... fb.me/84TYF2SCn

Wolfgang, Sam, Rob and Rory have a new EP out with their new outfit Damp. It's new. Or at least it was new last... fb.me/69ckQfj9s

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If you like rock and metal and are in Yorkshire on the 23rd of September, please come to this spectacular charity... fb.me/8At5iP2fY