If you’re wanting to book me, email me or text me the proper way. My dms are OFF and if your message just so happens to go through because you’ve messaged me in the past (most likely a time waster) don’t expect me to answer it! We all have links for a reason, USE THEM 🙃

Someone finally received my crusty dusty slippers lmaooo 😂

Wow who remembers when I did the rainbow French 🌈 🥹

If you’re in Louisville, Kentucky now is your chance to speak up 🗣️ If you book now before my arrival date I have some deals for you 👀

You heard the man 🤓

Feeling the love again today on my OF 🥹🩷

Can’t fucking wait 💰

Who’s up 👀

Sheesh! Now my fat ass wants tacos 🔥

Back when my hair was down to my ass crack 😅

Ugh the good ole days! I looked forward to going every Friday after school not only for movies but to rent games and play them all weekend long 🥹

Where it all began! You’re not a true Zelda fan if you’ve never played this bad boy 💀

I need a good wallet to use and abuse 🤑 My last one literally vanished off the face of the earth 💀

Sooo it was brought to my attention that there’s a fake going around pretending to me (what’s new) 🙄 I do have a Facebook but it’s only for family and friends I actually know and I definitely don’t showcase my feet! Please do your due diligence and don’t get scammed ‼️

I haven’t had me a good BLT in years this shit look good af 👀

4 hours later still no send. Ya’ll are comical at this point 💀