"To all the mortals out there: I will be using your souls for my army. So please expedite your end of lives. Thank you."

[Filled with a sense of dread.] Um... No... I didn't... but I felt... Never mind...

Yo, Ike here, I’m gonna’ be on Hot Ones this week, so please check it out.

😗

. . . The portrait wasn't very flattering.

I suddenly remembered... I have to serve the Goddess her offering of the morning... I hope she will be satisfied with pancakes and maple syrup on top... I'll have to fetch water, too...

CRACKULA RIDES AGAIN! DRACCY B IS BACK ON THE SCENE!!

[Staring.]

YO, DRACCY BEEE, DAP ME UP!! YOU FOUND YOUR BOARD!!! I'LL SEE YOU AT THE SKATE PARK!

Ah! [Tired, but she's in need of a bath...]

[𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘶𝘱]

[Clumsily, fingers slotted halfway together, curling at the index joints as she murmurs a prayer to Lady Palutena...]

Agafya Maybe not 100% of the time, but I'll strive for humanity to have a breath of it.

The new year... It's long since arrived...