Hell is a fairy tale told by fools to swindle the gullible into pro-social behaviors that they are too childish and selfish to engage in just because it's kind to do so.

Flick around and find out!

"Sorry, Billy. Your parents didn't have a spare lamb to slaughter just so they could smear it's blood on your doorway because some guy they didn't know was in the palace yesterday ranting about the "holy spirit." Guess you have to die now!"

And a gentle reminder that everything Leatherface did, he did to people who were illegally trespassing on his property. #leatherfacedidnothingwrong #waronchristmas

I have a cousin who is both a veteran and a christian and he's a good guy, so no disrespect to soldiers, but this is funny as hell 😆🤣😅

Oh, if only christians had any concept of the term "Irony."

😆🤣😂 Christians, stop! I'm gonna pee my pants!!

Happy Saturnalia! Merry Sol Invictus! Happy Birthday Mithra! #WarOnChristmas

Christians: "Well, this is awkward...how are we suppose to maintain a 'we are so persecuted' narrative when the only people who persecute us is ourselves?" #WarOnChristmas

Jesus invites prostitutes to dine with him and he's called the Light of the World. I do it and suddenly I'm "making Christmas dinner awkward." Hypocrites!

Sometimes it's good to burn bridges.

"BuT tHe PrIcE oF eGgS wAs ToO hIgH!"

At least the hook up lie is within the realm of theoretical possibility.

Cheers, heathens!

Sorry, believers. I know you would like to write it off as "you just want to sin!" But 'fraid not!

Turn about = fair play.

Now, that's not fair. Shit can be actually useful. Like as fertilizer.

"YoU'rE tAkInG iT oUt Of CoNtExT!"