Charles Hawtrey watches another "huge" Premier League match. It's available now on Sky Sports Stale. #LIVARS

I bailed out of the #LIVARS game with 15 minute to go. Too nice a day here with too many good people out in the garden laughing. But just seen the free kick winner. One of the greatest laser guided Exocets in the history of the game.

I really am thinking about starting an account that just feature century old photos that look like David Letterman in retirement.

We met in 1979. Last Saturday saw us 37 years married (at which time we already had two kids) Me & Wend, still stepping out, on holiday last week.

In 2000, referee Andy D’Urso awarded Middlesbrough a penalty at Old Trafford, the first given against Man United there for 6 years. This is how the United players reacted... 😅

1 September 1989. Conservative government of Margaret Thatcher began the controversial privatisation of the public water authorities. Water rates soon shot up in price. Public opinion polls consistently show the public would prefer the water supply to be under state control.

I didn't personally cancel the show, all shows in the UK were cancelled that day as a mark of respect because Princess Diana very sadly passed away due to a traffic crash in Paris

ITV's panel, all drunk and smoking cigars has never been beaten tshirts365.com/collections/hi…

Heads up everyone! Vogue have got a Big Fashion Issue out. I normally only buy it for their football coverage.

Attention everyone. There is a Brazilian singer superstar called Liniker

Wow. Never realised Max Bygraves mum was a Mrs Doubtfire Garry Shandling. (pic @via woodg31)

Danny Baker Unfortunately for her tour manager, she never gets any bookings. #hereallweekfolks #trytheveal

The late great BILLY PRESTON - born 79yrs ago today - and The Beatles messing around with a stylophone.

I would not put my head in there like that.

20 past 8. And dark. Fuck this seasonal transfer window shuts harshly. #HolidaysOver

It is Keanu Reeves Birthday. Here is when I met him to promote his movie Speed. Still pretty funny I think. youtube.com/watch?v=TxkNDt…

This is currently the lead story on the BBC News site. I mean, it is a story but...

Don't get me wrong. I knew, socialised and toured with The Clash. But as for being "The Last Gang In Town"...they were a pretty weedy bunch.

I've watched this interview. This is not what he says. This is where we are.