Great photo from the SIRU Grand Final this weekend as James olds (AKA “The Turnstile”) lets in another one.

Looks like it really is true. Steamers Rugby Club’s former best player (and media whore), Liam K, is leaving for redder pastures. In my Presidential opinion, his form has been on the downhill over the last year or so anyway, so no big loss. facebook.com/13688748307146…

Make me an offer! If the price is right, I’ll take the job. facebook.com/19455849057520…

Everyone wants to be like me. Unfortunately not everyone can win a Premiership in their 1st year of coaching, but best of luck trying james kora. bordermail.com.au/story/7011307/…

I showed this photo to my psychic during my weekly session and she said, “Michael, under that hat I see a premiership”

I finally showed this photo to my psychic and asked her what she could see in their future. “Michael, when I look at them I can hear an incoherent discussion and in their future I just see beer and balls. That’s all I see”.

The wait is almost over with a 1st round classic next Saturday. Steamers Rugby Club vs @CsuReddies. I’m rock hard for this one. For me, this will be like watching the two greatest loves of my life jelly wrestling for 80 minutes, then joining me for beers. Life doesn’t get any sweeter.

I’d like to take full credit for our “Star Steamer” going back on his word, although I did feel a little guilty that he was betraying my beloved @CsuReddies, but I have to look after number one and two. 1. Me. 2. My Presidential legacy. bordermail.com.au/story/7197612/…

The takeover is complete. Steamers Rugby Club now have a Kiwi (born) President, 1st XV Coach and Captain. Weather looks choice for tomorrow so pack your sammies, throw on your jandals & get over to Wagga for the clash with @CsuReddies. It should be sweet as Bro bordermail.com.au/story/7201644/…

SIRU’s chosen ‘Match of the Round’ that will be broadcast from their Facebook page is (surprise, surprise) Waratahs v Aggies 🤮🤮🤮. The only 30 people wanting to watch it will be on the paddock at the time of broadcast. What a spectacular waste of bandwidth?

The match of the round is in fact @CsuReddies vs Steamers Rugby Club. I have been looking forward to this day for months. Here I am priming myself for what will no doubt be a day of classic rugby, victory dumps, low-carb beer, kebabs and a good sleep.

With a celebrated playing career at @CsuReddies & successful coaching /Presidential stints at Steamers Rugby Club I’m often asked where my heart really lies. If it can only be one, it’s NamtrakTrain, my fantasy rugby team. I love each and everyone of my rapidly changing 23-man squad.

The opposite of loving a rugby team is hating one. Steamers Rugby Club are playing WAC Rugby tomorrow at Murrayfield. My @CsuReddies blood is boiling at the prospect. Prediction 1: Steamers Rugby Club by 36. Prediction 2: I’ll be drunk by 10pm and gorging on a kebab by midnight.

As a vaccinated anti-vaxxer (my wife made me get it), I salute the patriots at Wagga City Rugby for flaunting their freedom and standing up to the fascists by not wearing the ‘mandatory’ face masks at a social event.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! Which equals my record number of kebabs in one sitting…#MyTwitterAnniversary

How the mighty have fallen. Ever since he left my warm embrace, Liam Krautz has wandered further from the path I chose for him. This year he’s losing all self respect at Wagga Waratahs. My van and a saucy kebab is ready for him when he sees the light again.

Possibly the greatest pivot since Eddie Jones moved to the Brave Blossoms. I’ve now launched our new PodCast. Expect truth bombs and wild insight’s. anchor.fm/mickymoo/episo…

With Aggies coach Tom Lamond joining forces with Big Nick at Tahs, the thing most in danger at the Grand Final rematch next year will be the pie warmer. Expect Bubba from Wagga City Rugby and the walruses from Tahs to go toe to toe on Ganmain Pies from gates open until dusk.