literally when i think about how we're here being human on this earth rock which is the perfect distance from the sun and moon with a perfect atmosphere with gravity my brain spirals into overdrive and the only plausible conclusion i can come to is God

member when og twitter was like alexandra is eating food

"You're already okay". No, you're not! And the reason you're not is that you could be way more than you are.

i literally work in social media and i didn't know abt the blackout until a 3pm call with a client. yikes lol

a while ago twitter told me to put salt in my coffee and i've been doing it ever since. confirmed game changer

good morning 🌞

enough of today. onward to tomorrow! peace!

Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. Matthew 7:7

it's raining cats and balls outside

my grandma would have been 86 today and most definitely would have celebrated with a coorse light lol. God rest her precious soul 👼🏼🤍

today i'm making apple pie with my dad and a blueberry compote for my late grandma's famous cheesecake (my mom is taking that one on). i'm going for a decorative crust topping for the pie.....fingers crossed it works🤞🏼😁

Happy Winter Solstice! May your mushrooms be merry and bright! 🍄🙂

i have covid abs

burned the roof of my mouth eating pizza today

raw milk acquired

i took a golf lesson last week and it actually helped

i just saw my frog EAT A SLUG. it was so cool. like discovery channel but irl

Still one of the greatest stories ever 😂😂