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Hey Patrick Spooky Tomlinson, This is how I used to sweet talk you. Remember your stand-up routine?

He assembled for drill without the regulation helmet.

Ever since Santa went on a diet the elves have been sitting on Band-Aids.

Ya hear that? スナイパーDMN ? "You're done" You're audience with His Fatness is over. You wanna laugh? Check this out payquasi.lol This dude will likely be in handcuffs on Aug 24th because he tell the Judge "Ok, you're done, judge stalker."

I see he's answering you again after he already told you off. Drunk already. The reason he skipped out on his debtors exam and is in contempt is because that exam will either prove or disprove that he makes a living from twitter. If not, then the whole 5 years was his fault. oops

At 5:25 you can hear Pat leaving a threatening voicemail for himself that he must have tried to scramble himself. An audio engineer he is NOT! Pat, please enter that recording as evidence with the court if you already haven't. That will get you sent to prison, my friend. So sorry

Hey Leslie, I'm assuming you've heard samples of P-cakes's voice. We'll here's another. youtu.be/zh7PQqGCt9Y?t=… I was on the fence before but this has convinced me that he's engaged in forgery. Idk how much of it but at least that is him calling himself. Happy #GenCon2023

This would happen to me sometimes when I'd wear short skirts in public. Never going to that proctologist again.

A lot of people know A LOT of things about Patrick Spooky Tomlinson. He's been shockingly open about all aspects of his life, bad and good. And the rest, his obsessed "fans" have uncovered themselves. Except for his book sales #. Why is that the one most guarded thing about a famous author?

I don't vouge for the veracity of these screenshots but if they are real. This might be why Pat's life is so conflict oriented. Also he want's to be a famous pundit, sue the MPD and be right about everything. And NOT fat.

Oprah wasn't always a pedophile supporter. Here she is pretending to be normal in the 90's youtube.com/watch?v=iZmDkn…

OR DAN, SPEAKING OF SOPHOMORIC, MAYBE YA'D PREFER GETTIN HAMMERED ON SOME NICE HARD SELTZER? Patrick Spooky Tomlinson AND I GET PRETTY SLOSHED ON THESE SWINE COOLERS. WE GET UP TO SOME PRETTY QUESTIONABLE BEHAVIOR. I FLOUNCE AROUND WITH MY FEATHERED BOA WHILE PAT PRISONS HIS STLAKERS.CHEERS

Back when twitter was openly hostile to anyone not a blue-wave, Patrick Spooky Tomlinson had tremendous balls. Now not so much. He tweets out a violent threat and then deletes it. He hides behind a block to stalk his detractors. Soon he'll be all alone with his fear. #ElonMusk #obesity

At your leisure, read some comments in the debates about slavery from the US 1800s and compare.

Hitler wrote his best seller from a prison cell. Maybe that's where Patrick Spooky Tomlinson will find his voice and the courage to pen his "struggle."

Imagine being this person.

Hey, Patrick Spooky Tomlinson Rabbit season.

10 day Fatrick. It's gonna be fat-tastic.