BeldamLascar Mike Tapp MP Because Mike hates Britain and spits in the face of classic British cartoon dogs like Gromit, K-9, Dougal, Kipper, Spot, and Gnasher.

Unrequited love's a bore

HE LOVES HIS COUNTRY WHY DON'T YOU??

Well done to the BBC for valiantly getting through this news story without having to mention the really boring and irrelevant fact that Labour suspended some of its MPs for voting for this last year bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Forced to pick a side between Starmer and Streeting, I choose death

LEAKED genuine footage of Keir Starmer in Downing St tonight

What could be more patriotic than insisting on putting up a UK flag outside a random blokes house, then threatening to report him to the police(?) and calling him a traitor because he politely asks you not to. I certainly felt deep pride watching this. A real country on the up

Starmer launches Reset No. 125

One of Keir Starmer's biggest flaws is his absolute refusal to throw anyone under a bus for the greater good.

Remember that it was imperative for Anas Sarwar to be Scottish Labour leader to put the Grown Ups Back in Charge™️ and to avoid political blunders like teeing up your opponent with piss-easy attack lines

The kind of thorough and forensic investigation you’d expect from the former chief prosecutor. Case closed

It would be perfectly possible for the journalists who received the briefing to protect their source/s and also inform us if the prime minister is lying or has been lied to

This is hands down way worse than anything Boris Johnson, apparently the biggest liar and fraudster in UK politics, ever tried to get away with

I’m looking forward to Labour spokespeople explaining to the public that we must be idiots if we don’t understand the difference between changing income tax *thresholds* and *rates*

Sir Keir Starmer's golden touch triumphs again in another stunning result for Sir Keir Starmer's My Changed Labour Party

No self-respecting script editor would allow a scene where Peter Mandelson pisses up a wall after drinks at George Osborne's £10 million Notting Hill townhouse to illustrate the state of British politics, it's such lazy writing

Yes I feel certain that people in Scotland will shower Anas Sarwar with praise for waiting until the UK government has said it's going to do it before saying the UK government should do it

You sure about that?