Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes

The first 60 minutes of your day decides if your brain's motivation system works for you or against you. Your brain runs on dopamine. The molecule that drives motivation, focus, and goal-directed behavior. Your dopamine system is especially sensitive right after waking. What you

bringing this through TSA

i get stupid off the pills im an oxymoron

voting wasn't gonna save us anyway but this is still bleak

We need a word for when previously well regarded food chains get bought by private equity firms and immediately destroy the quality of their food

fire marketing actually

Using a black kid to dilute racism black ppl experience in order to victimize the image of Zionist by purposely equating the anti-Zionist movement as antisemitism is disgusting. And using the black image to push this nonsense during Black History Month is even more repulsive.

athlete: so if triathlon is running, biking and swimming, that must mean biathlon is running and biking? coach: [taking out skis and a gun] haha yeah you’d think so

Damn this Bud Light really tastes like everyone at the Super Bowl party wants to hear my opinions about Israel

The worst part about this commercial is they open with “10 million pets go missing each year” and ends with “we find 1 dog a day” That’s .003% That’s not even close to compelling.

C’EST LE TUTO DU SIÈCLE, J’AI SORTI UN SON APRÈS 23 ANNÉES D’ÉCHECS J’EN REVIENS PAS !

I was on this back when it was brave.

word to Full Metal Alchemist

what a time..

we do not need to build more housing, stabilize rent and start fining landlords for vacant units

If we talking about drugs let’s talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to rape them. Why yall don’t wanna talk about the Epstein files?

The occasional person who has an absolute meltdown over minor overcharges is the only reason why the rest of us have the luxury of not having to check receipts.