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TEAM NEWS! After some technical issues with the printer, we have the Poppies lineup! #KTFC

20’ PENALTY York goes down in the area, and the Poppies have a penalty. BSD 0-0 KET #KTFC

21’ GOOOOAAAALLL!!!! Will slots it home from the spot! BSD 0-1 KET #KTFC

Glennon’s goal from the spot has the Poppies ahead at the break, as the hosts go down to ten men. #KTFC.

Kettering Town FC lead at HT thanks to Will scoring his second penalty in two games. Bishop Stortford down to 10 men - Can the Poppies hold on for the 3 points in the Southern Premier Central? Jeremy Casey Ollie Bayliss Ollie The Non-League Paper

48’ TOP NOTCH PANTER!!! A delightful cross into the area, is met with an even better header from Eddie!! BSD 0-2 KET #KTFC

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70’ York with a strike from inside the area, which goes wide and takes out our club photographer Mark Hope in the process! BSD 0-2 KET #KTFC

+3 points coming back to NN15! Goals in each half for the Poppies courtesy of Glennon and Panter. #KTFC

TEAM NEWS| This is how your Poppies line up this afternoon against Needham Market FC #KTFC

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6’ GOOOOOOAAAALLL!!! Coyle with the initial shot which is saved, and York SMASHES the rebound home! NDM 0-1 KET #KTFC

20’ GOAL Needham convert the penalty and the scores are level. NDM 1-1 KET #KTFC

28’ GOOOOAAAALLL!!!! A lovely ball through to Eddie, as he calmly finishes his one on one!! POPPIES AHEAD!! NDM 1-2 KET #KTFC

Goals from York and Panter have the Poppies ahead at the break! #KTFC

HT in Suffolk where Kettering Town FC lead Needham Market FC 2-1. A really good game to watch and very few inches being given. York and Panter the goalscorers. Can the Poppies make it back to back wins? Jeremy Casey Ollie The Non-League Paper The Pitching In Southern Football League

48’ The attendance at Needham Market FC today, has been announced as 408 NDM 1-2 KET #KTFC

90+’ POPPIES GOOOOOAAAALLL!!! And Jeche slots it home, as the Poppies look set to take home three lovely points! NDM 1-3 KET #KTFC