at this point just start a group chat bro 😭😭😭

currently being gaslit by Winnipeg Transit “oooohhhh the blue line is a real bus that will arrive at the station in 2 minutes ouuuhhhhhh”

literally just helped an old lady cross the street i might actually make it into heaven

if i ever see a flash mob in public, we gonna find out how “pacifist” these mennonite hands really are

RIP the pope tonight we take it slow

getting sent nudes and replying “alright now time for a funny one!”

COOL. No FUCKING likes on my last tweet. Really feel like relapsing on porn and hopefully OVERDOSING AND DYING tonight because NO ONE CARES ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!

when u illiterate but u eat pussy 🔥🔥

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mustrurdddddd 🤣

Charlie Kirk deserved it, i don’t care if i lose my job My name is Kohlby Bride and i work for Major Drilling.

i know i’ll never beat the performative male accusations because one time a girl asked me who my celebrity crush was and i said Captain Marvel

when the gilf start giving u kirk and its all gums, that was my turning point

RIP D’Angelo, don’t even know what to say. Three timeless albums, each one an incredible expansion of his sound—a peerless, flawless discography. It wouldn’t even be crazy to say he released the best album of the 90s, the 2000s, and the 2010s. One of our greatest artists.

D’Angelo wrote the perfect love song then another one and another one and another one and another one

thank you for eleven followers 🌆