Seeing a lot of people bashing Justin Tucker for leaving ejaculate on the spa table. What was he supposed to do, take it with him?

NBACentel Chris Haynes ➐ They're gonna trade him to the Lakers for a bag of magic beans.

The KKKlansas City Chiefs (racist) have been abolished by the vanguard of all oppressed nations. Glory to the Peoples Republic of Philadelphia and all who defend them.

Those bastards. They hit us in the night

I am in the process of rehabilitating my image. It would be very helpful if you all do your part and think of me as a really good person

No, I don’t want another day off work

proof i can read and write 👇👇👇

The bank has repossessed my burrito

また今日も。 鼻だいじょぶ？痛くないの？

if you’re cold, they’re cold

For those who are unhappy that the new pope is American, please try to understand how it feels for Americans, who are seeing ourselves represented on the world stage for what feels like the first time. Finally, we can stand before the world and say: "I matter."

thank you to the nhl’s spanish broadcast announcers i will never call the oilers anything but los petroleros again

Shout out Jay electronica for your service to this game. And thank you to everyone who's ever fucked with me in any capacity, I love you. More to come

Labubu sounds like a slander name for LeBron being injury prone

First they came for the white girls with olive skin…

Cookin a 15lb brisket in the microwave. Happy 4th everyone 🇺🇸