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Amina 🦉

@plotnotforsale2

Lost my first account...unanijua.
Bad puns and Sarcasm.
Khaleed's Muse-Mbwa Kali.
I have trypophobia. Proud Borana.

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Thinking about Courage the Cowardly Dog from an Islamic view, it actually makes sense. Dogs are said to see what humans can’t. Muriel and Eustace lived literally in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by creepy happenings (djinn encounters).

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Extra-ordinary indeed😂😂😂😂 Hapa wanaenda ku high-fiveiana afterpulling that fake script to fool stupid people. Anyway..donjo maber to the 80's!

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People think my fear of cars and my trypophobia are silly..wallahi it is such a battle for me. I wish I knew how to overcome those two fears... another fear niko nayo ni ya the current president wa Kenya. I fear that guy...saw him kwa telly in 2007 na hapo ndo my fear started.

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Hawa ni wale walikua Primary/High-school wakituuliza kama sisi ni woria ama Muslims. Walikua wanachanganyikiwa sana😂😂😂 ni aibu sana bado wamechanganyikiwa mpaka wa leo.

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Every time they say "protect society," it’s always code for controlling the people.Don’t use our children as a political shield. Parents raise children, not the government.Quit policing our voices and start fixing the country! Ufff!

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Madam, please! Matatu conductors are human calculators. They keep track of who paid, who hasn’t, and who is pretending to sleep. Na bado they manage to convince 28 people to fit in a 14 seater. IQ on steroids! Pia wao wao wanafaa wapewe kiti..literally.

Son Of a Teacher. (@eduh_g) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Amina 🦉 I raise you chalk men. Those MFs always have to keep track of whats on the table, everyone's marks, who is on the money shot, who is exiting the game and all while knowing how much everyone owes each other...

June 25th (@jasiri_lima53) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What's interesting is that a few days ago I was having a conversation with someone and they said if slavery is brought back, our government would be one of the biggest exporters of slaves because they lack self respect!

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Kufanyia Muhindi kazi every day feels like punishment for some railway project we weren’t even part of. Please forgive us aki!

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These days naonanga Shaolin Soccer TikTok sana..ama ni yeye aliona hio trend ya Nicki Minaj ya Beez In The Trap akakosa kuelewa akaambia babake beaches ain't shit ndo babake akaanza kuuza?

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Ayayaya we are so back!! Potato Series Ep 002: Viazi Vya Karai X Ukwaju wa tende #PotatoSeries #BeardedChef #ThisIsNotBhajia #WeMenShouldCook

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Kuna mwezi nilikua nimesota mbaya kwa muhindi na nilikua kwa group ya office welfare. Then, ikanihit that the only time people benefited was when someone died. I said, " sifeel comfortable..hii ni bad omen,kungojea mtu wetu akufe." I wanted out wakarudisha pesa zangu.

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Tarehe ni tarehe...ukiwa na mtu unapenda/interested in hata mnaeza meet chini ya stairs zao ifeel ni kama mko chini ya Eiffel Towers.