‘Spend less time on social media’ they say and the @ColinASturgess posts this absolute slam dunk of a video 😍😍😍 instagram.com/reel/DA6Xm3UOp…

Asking for a friend (genuinely - I like crap 80s steel) - where’s the least worse place to sell ‘pre loved’ high-end mountain bikes

It was / is this: ebay.co.uk/itm/2766870012…

This Peugeot Mystique is immortalised on streetview (2017) I used to admire it everytime I passed it. I should knocked the door and offered cold, hard ££££

Did I NEED 6m of Coca Cola banner? Yes. Yes I did

When you have to give it ‘full gas’ to make last orders

We need to get back to this sort of thing - people hanging out of cars and crowding out a finish line. That Carrera team car though - that’s a…..Citroen, right? 📸FotoreporterSirotti maybe

How about a picture of a leather clad Frank Sidebottom about to go for a ride?

Had the ‘pleasure’ of seeing the worst pass I’ve ever seen from an elite level footballer this afternoon. Somehow conspired to not only ‘not score’ from this but actually concede seconds later. Great stuff

Free if you collected 12,423 empty packets of Hula Hoops and posted them off to a FREEPOST address

This #bikerackbeauty has been rudely defiled by its owner and yet - it’s still out there racking up the KMs 👊

Called this a minute ago just to find out who won stage 1 and someone actually answered and told me - 35 years after it had happened

Got a funny feeling Pau might host a start or finish. It’ll be about time…

If Rapha pivoted to make stuff like this, they might not be £23m in the hole. Just a thought.

This morning’s dawn air definitely had a nice con-ti-nen-tal pong about it

5/11/88 so 36 years ago today I sat in a maths lesson with friends contemplating Brighton’s match that evening against Shrewsbury. After some pondering, one of my friends asked ‘who are Shrewsbury?’ Up the Shrews! Or something (BHAFC won 3-1, Attendance: 7,365)

Probably time to (mostly) check out of here. The ‘for you’ bit forced on you by the app is the worst of humanity. As useful as this is for football scores etc - like the ‘beautiful sport of professional bicycle racing’ - it’s nowhere near as good / nice as it was 👋

Worst ever Mexican standoff