puberty is essentially balkanization of the self

i was born to become unidentified skeletal remains

I-I shouldn’t… I’ve had too many tonight already. Aw what the hell. Sure Arabic baby I’ll smoke a dart with you.

sickening! child of god with flesh that forms the shape of heart on occasion asked to produce "Q1 ROADMAP" by the JIRA-PHILIC CABAL tasked with interrupting the creative process i use to create scalable compliance frameworks

if you always find something to repent for, it would be useful to move on from the transgression that you've been occupied with, as logically you have more to make amends with ahead of you

been having gripe with my face having form and shape, which is a common problem in a world with 3 spatial dimensions

i am offering Consultancy Services to anyone looking to architect their own personal hell

The good part abt experiencing interpersonal suffering is when you realize you have in the past inadvertently inflicted a similar pain upon someone else &then the pain can take on a quasi-religious penitential character that feels almost pleasurable, like a too-hot shower

i have been chopped many times before and i will be chopped many times again

i very often think about the fact that we made wikipedia and i cry

[dark woke voice] you don't have autism... you're just a little stupid..

mild beer allergy. might as well end it.

your bird is asking chatgpt to generate a caricature of herself

earlier this year i had a very ocd-affirming near-death experience that was so senseless and illogical, almost looney tunes-esque, that it vindicated months of intrusive thoughts of death. with this second chance at life i have decided to Look At More Spreadsheets.

"And I'm someone who is so bullish on the value of reading/literature" you people have been bred in a test tube for the specific purpose of angering me

when i find myself frustrated at work, i simply remind myself to attribute malice to what can easily be explained by incompetence, and that everyone i interact with is engaging in acts of sabotage targeted against me as a person.

asking the doctor for a xanax prescription because i get very nervous operating heavy machinery

my body gets tossed to ravenous wild animals and all of my ex lovers forced to try identify me from my remains but they all get too side tracked at the lack of heart, wondering whether the subject had one in the first place or if it was eaten during the incident.

petroyuan is a beautiful name for a latino baby boy