can't believe i beat dream

just found out that women follow me on twitter

I HAVE NEVER SAID ANYTHING BAD EVER

don't worry guys, i'm not british and i never will be

i tried playing akinator to guess myself and it guessed technoblade 15 times in a row. i hate this

got sent this mysterious picture, is this real!??

i love bald people

i am technoblade

accidentally slept through minecraft live and i woke up to see that a glowing squid that doesn't even glow won the mob vote. i'm disappointed in all of you

can't we finally just rename great britian to britian?

pigicial

haven't tweeted in a while, can i please have some likes

OwO

Hello :)

just turned 16, im like an old man now except a whole lot cooler

why celebrate Valentine’s Day when you can play Minecraft

gonna put a ruler under my bed tonight so i can see how long i sleep for

help

i have aged

Techno was someone who I’ve looked up to an enormous amount over the years. I didn’t speak to him much, but in the few times I did it was always a great experience, and I definitely wouldn’t have be where I am today if it wasn’t for him Rest In peace to an absolute legend ❤️