After this match, I really need to make some changes. Get a bank account for all these appearance checks I’ve been keeping in a sock… for some reason. Maybe ditch this old camper and get a real house. I’d better find my ID card, who knows where it is in this mess.

Ariane Sophie Jones-Woods Freddie Er I think that flowerpot did more damage then known Ari …. Although super professional Freddie will be entertaining to watch but it may take the old Tom and Jerry method … one good shot to the head to correct Freddie

//Watching a Manson doc, and it’s reigniting my crush on Squeaky Fromme. If it was the 60s and she hit me with that psycho smile, I’d be riding dune buggies with Charlie that day. :P

Good hard workout. 👸 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝔐ℭ𝔎𝔄𝔜 😈 is in for a fight. #SeriousFreddieBiz

We have officially announced the full #Donktastica match card! 🥳 Including the pre-show, we have: 12 matches! 7 championships on the line! Almost 60 women featured (+2 men)! Get ready for a bootyful night of Hot Girl Graps! Show airs this weekend if WE! LOCK! IN! 🍑❤️

How about this logo?

This is going to be a fun show, guys. It’s going to be one of the events of the year. #Donktastica #SeriousFreddieBiz

I certainly hope catering has a nice simple salad and some seltzer water, so I can avoid all that sugar in soda. #Donktastica #SeriousFreddieBiz

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗 has officially signed with Real Hardcore Wrestling! A new era is about to begin as he looks to #ShakeShitUp on the roster.

Man, finished my jog and realized my clothes smell like canned tamales and vinegar. And then I realized I don’t have a washing machine in this camper. Well… thinking about getting some real gear…

Congratulations to Freddie Freddie for retaining her SSBW Fashion Championship after defeating Ashley Mckay 👸 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝔐ℭ𝔎𝔄𝔜 😈 even with her special guest referee BJF Brian Jacob Friedman™️! #SSBW #EFED #WWE2K25 #CAWUNNITY

I hear we might be getting some #SeriousFreddieBiz at #Donktastica 🤔 Freddie

Wait a minute... This isn't my McDonalds order.

🚨 Signings are OPEN for a limited time! 🚨 Both male & female wrestlers can apply. A separate tag team sign-up will be released in a few days. 👉 Apply now: forms.gle/vaapVHEeAnWDMS… #RHW #WWE2K #WrestlingSignUps

We’ll definitely have to make that happen. I’d love to mix it up with you. I know it would be a great match. #SeriousFreddieBiz

Can’t wait. I’ll bet it looks good. I’ll DM you a PO Box address. lol Dumpster… what was I thinking. #SeriousFreddieBiz

SENIOR YEAR!!! (^ - ^) I get to spend it with such great friends!! The final year of school is gonna be the best!!!

#SeriousFreddieBiz

How time flies. I hope you’ve made plans for the future. College can be tough but rewarding, and give you a great backup career, as well as an experience that can make you a more well rounded person. #SeriousFreddieBiz

//From Searchlight Studios, Produced by James Gunn, Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Dr. Seuss’ A Freddie Fanfic.