The worst part about being sick is your swollen lymph nodes ruining your mewing session

Did my American duty and wrote in Joe Biden #stillmypresident

Do you feel any joy in your life even when you're offline, Hannah?

A Complete Unknown was such a good movie I need everyone to go see it so it can make a bobdyllion dollars at the box office

I’ve invested all our members’ old dues and made a large fortune. Gonna try to buy TikTok so I can keep watching the exploits of the very talented mice band

#NFChampionship

Don’t tell anyone 🤫

This guy’s gonna become mayor of the biggest city in the country on name recognition alone

The more Zionists equate criticism of Israel with antisemitism, the more real acts of antisemitism go unchallenged, hurting Jews everywhere. Zionists think they can win the long game which is the only reason they’re acting so stupid in public. End the genocide. Free Palestine.

Born to be an old New York gay, forced to be president #FreeHim #Queen

There’s no feeling quite like imagining a future with every other woman you see at the airport

Every second I spend trying to sleep on the floor of this airport will be another ounce of hatred I have for the Democratic Party. If you’re going to make people suffer, at least make it be FOR something.

Sundays are the days where I finally catch up on all the 2+ hour video essays I’ve had open in my browser all week

Okay guys I’ll do it you don’t have to keep asking me

Funny I haven’t heard anything from him since I said this