My niece was sad she couldn’t have a party for her birthday today so I threw her a surprise birthday party on my island and invited fam & friends over to celebrate 🎉

Ok I’m giving in to an air fryer. Link me to the best brand

Little fires everywhere was a good series so far but I don’t understand the use of Brandon Grotesque

There are people that have been truly socially distancing themselves, esp from their own friends/fam/parents. And then there are the rest of you pretending to live a quarantine life because it’s fun to participate in on social media but secretly hanging out off-camera.

Here’s a quick and easy at-home workout you can do, no equipment needed!

Its national bubble tea day congratulations I haven’t had boba since 2016

I was watching this history re-enactment last night and noticed this haha 👴🏼

I don’t actually want to go out I just want the option to go out

Thank god stay at home order is still on through May. Gonna need these next 4 weeks to get myself together so I can re-emerge with some confidence

Look at them. All in this together. 💗

This idiot just pronounced Uwajimaya as “oochie-my-uhh”

My Friends: why are you always on Twitter? Me: x.com/DaddyDenDen/st…

Goodbye Twitter ✌🏽