Broke my wordle streak

The way I’m always jealous of other people’s costumes but never think ahead and have a good one I’m going all I next year

Being in NY on Halloween and seeing everyone’s costumes is giving me hardcore fomo

My aunts brought me to the Stardust Diner and the waitress was singing The Cure by Gaga, I’m into it

Central Park in the fall is just… 🤌

I wanna live here

Wait I’m late but this Lily Allen album is so good

I always thought it was a dojo

I was not expecting to suddenly become such a Lily Allen stan omg

The way you can always tell when companies use AI for their social media banners and flyers for that fuck ass font like is it really that hard to use Canva

Trader Joe’s out of cornbread crisps

Speed work today

Trader Joe’s cashier checked my ID and said “wow you’re cheesing really hard in this picture”

Anyone want a new song

Thought Stranger Things was coming out tonight but it’s tomorrow I’m so mad

I bet this feels so good x.com/yopy30BG/statu…

Gotta Leave comes out in a week and I’m so stoked. You can presave it now (which helps me out a ton bc it shows the Spotify algorithm good things and gives the song a better shot overall!) and you’ll get a sneak peek. Can’t wait for you to hear it fvr.fan/peytonmcmahon/…

Halloween hand soap isn’t running out fast enough to be switched out with peppermint one before Christmas

I wasn’t expecting a NYT Games wrapped and certainly wasn’t expecting this tone

Sometimes I think the absolute peak of comedy was Fergie’s national anthem