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Excited to announce that I've just about had it

I support your right to protest. I exercise my right to tell you it’s a dumb protest.

“people you may know” and it’s someone i would push off a cliff

Me since the news hit

My God it’s Julius Pepperwood Nick Miller you son of a bitch, you did it.

I don't know who needs to hear this but it's become abundantly clear that President Trump prioritized the deportation of potential sleeper cell jihadis the last year, from cities around the country in anticipation of totally obliterating Iran. Stable genius.

People might disagree with me, but being hot is worse than being cold.

and cristina yang should come back to kill him with an icicle

you should be allowed to leave work early if your heart just isn't in it today

Corporate Friday survival tip: If you can’t solve it by 12pm, it’s officially a Monday problem

I wish Toby Keith was alive to see the USA sticking a boot up the ass of Iran.

Yeah TikTok is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook and Teams

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

having to wake up to pee within the same hour that your alarm is gonna go off, is one of life's most terrible surprises

How do I teach my body that my fight or flight response is supposed to be for life or death situations, not answering an email

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday