why are you horny.

Tԋҽ Gσԃԃҽʂʂ σϝ Mιʂƈԋιҽϝ - “Nσƚ α Lσƙι.” - Cαɳσɳ αɳԃ AU ρσɾƚɾαყαʅ - Mυʅƚιʋҽɾʂҽ - Sԋιρʂ ɯιƚԋ Lσƙι σɾ ƈԋҽɱιʂƚɾყ - Lιƚҽɾαƚҽ αɳԃ Dҽʂƈɾιρƚιʋҽ - Lιƙҽ αɳԃ ɾҽƚɯҽҽƚ!

Who else wants to join the President Loki Fanclub group chat? Beware: chaos is inside...

( laying on the floor in a ball again. too many orbeez were eaten. )

they are, absolutely. there is no way they will admit defeat to this. "So, if I make them safe for eating, you shall accept. This certainly sounds like a fair deal to me-!"

// Heyo real talk Don’t make people feel guilty for taking breaks. It doesn’t matter why they’re taking the break you should support them instead of being a jerk about it.

// Like do join a Loki-themed groupchat! All Loki-related accounts are welcome! MUST be okay with Sylki shippers (that are in the chat)!

and here I was hoping for a bit more excitement. how disappointing.

my day be so fine. then boom. h o r n y.

||: hey i'm sylvie and i do nothing but fuck around w my loki horns

they are widening their gaze, a bit confused as a brow raises. "Ehem-"

in an instant, the god has let out a roaring scream, trying to slap away the variant. "What in the nine realms- WHAT ( ARE ) YOU DOING?"

they are throwing a blanket over him. "Please, put some clothes on, brother."

"Well now, there's no need for you to try and put on a show. Who are you trying to impress?"

||: I haven't been online in a bit bc I have been playing final fantasy xiv with my partner but MY HEART IS SO FULL !!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺

||: I'm sorry but if you support whitewashing or actors who openly admit they support tr*mp, please don't interact with me 🥴

||: Waiting for my boyfriend to wake up before watching the new episode. I promised him we could watch it so 🥴 I won't be that active

||: I apologize for my lack of activity. A lot has been going on this last week and I am so extremely exhausted and mentally drained.