That first line is CRAZY considering Zohrans campaign. Absolutely wild claim.

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This is the funniest shit I seen all week 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m at a point in my Millennial Spending where every big purchase is fueled by a thought of “it’s all ending soon so I might as well have something nice for it.”

The older I get the more I hate making extra stops after work I drive home like I’m late for the house.

Did something wild and quit my job.

MMF and them boys better kiss

its Finally their day……… happy new year to Raven, your acid bath princess of the darkness, and Tara

i wish we had confessionals at work, i would eat them mfs up 😭😂.

He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

Translation: Haven’t you learned that we will kill you and intimidate you and face no repercussions. And to prove it I will now assault you

804 Credit score and 4.9 Uber rating. You bitches could never.

It seems increasingly apparent that Stephen Miller is using “immigration enforcement” as a cover to instigate a soft Civil War. Provoking & killing liberal Americans is feature, not a bug, of the ICE raids

They wouldn't wear a mask to save lives but they're wearing a mask to take lives.

Absolutely need this coat

No no no. Not her.

pLEASEeee

It’s not a dive bar if the mixers aren’t being poured from 2 liters

It’s the way i’m sitting him down and gathering his friends to put my hands in their face. Like what are you doing?

That cleaning fee is gonna be high af