Right, you lot. Whatever you think you might have seen. For your own safety. Don’t be a rat. OK? ✖️🐀✖️🐀✖️🐀✖️🐀✖️🐀✖️ #LineOfDuty

Lovely FanCam of me. #lineofduty

Seeing that Steve Arnott from AC-12 around has reminded me of some work I need to finish. Anyone seen my bolt cutters? #lineofduty

You know Steve, you really shouldn’t mess around in a workshop. Very dangerous. Someone could get hurt. #lineofduty

As DCC Wise pointed out, the MIT team are working our bollocks off to find the Vella murderer. The last thing we need is that Arnott junkie going on “this crime bears all the hallmarks of an OCG contract killing”. Get back to shagging suspects and witnesses Steve! #lineofduty

I wonder what I’ll get up to later today? Probably saving another person’s life, getting nominated for another commendation and solving the murder of Gail Vella. Can’t wait for you to see me be the hero you deserve. #lineofduty

Ah, now, well, this is awkward. I know it looks bad but, I can explain. Still, reckon I looked like Clint Eastwood there at the end. #lineofduty

Cheeky git. Not true. It’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. COWABUNGA! #LineOfDuty

Really angry at Jo. Can’t believe she’s driven me out to the middle of nowhere so that jumped-up-school-mistress Fleming can shove a gun in my face. They’ve gone nuts. Sick of the pair them. #LineOfDuty

These workshop guns are total class. Better than the genuine thing. #LineOfDuty

For Christ’s sake. I only wanted to play a bit of Candy Crush and everyone’s acting like I’m up to no good. #Lineofduty

Bloody Hell! I’ve got Candy Crush on my back now. When will this nightmare end?

Ah, I remember old Timbo Taylor. Nice to know he remembers me. Great days. #LineOfDuty

I’ll be honest with you, it all looks a bit shitty for me later today. Feeling a bit down about it all. Any messages of support would be really appreciated. It’s not easy being me. 😞 #thanksryan #theherowedeserve #lineofdutyday

Oh Kate, can’t we just go back to the good old days? #Lineofduty

Oh. Bollocks. #LineofDuty

SURPRISE! I’M ALIVE! (I’m not) #Lineofduty

Do you think I’ll still get my commendation for saving Terry’s life? You know, posthumously. Would be a nice gesture for a life of service. #lineofduty

I’VE GOT A CERTIFICATE! I’m so happy in heaven right now, with the angels.