It would now be hilarious if it ended 14-14 so the Americans can carp endlessly about the envelope system 🤣

Still think that putt from Lowry was going to miss left. Wonder if he did 🤐🤪

Lol. So true. Captain meticulous didn’t know the rooms were crap? Someone is getting the sack 🤪

September 30th and it’s grim up north 😎

They are actually doing graphics with yardages for the celebs and Michael Douglas has just marked a six-inch putt. That’ll be the end of Dunhill Links viewing for me 🤣

Point three is simply sensational.

Young lad on till at Sainsbury’s just tried to scan every single section of the paper, thinking they were all separate! He looked baffled as I tried to explain they were all part of the same paper 😱🤣

Went for a shower after Bob birdied 10. Then went and did a full supermarket shop. Get home and he’s only played 14. 😴😴😴😴

Please please please use VAR to go back and book rotten cheats like Savinho for faking injury and then leaping up completely unhurt because the ball comes to him.

This guy is ruining Countdown. 🤣

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Couple of parents bitterly regretting the money wasted on private education based on first viewing of Parents’ Evening right now on ITV. Thick as two short planks. 🤣

Binged Blue Lights and The Newsreader recently. Two series worth the BBC licence fee and then some. Brilliant television. 📺

That portrait of James May looked more like Alan Ruck but somehow wins? Another shocker from the judges #portraitartistoftheyear

One week too late Nakajima FFS 🤦‍♂️

This is it. The first sign of the Apocalypse 🤬 theguardian.com/business/2025/…