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‘Communicate with clarity’ must be one of the most ambiguous phrases. Who is she?

I just slipped on a snow pea.

Is baking worth the whisk?

I’ve stood with my ear against many grapevines. I’ve never heard any rumours.

I wanted to take a driver to court for reversing over me, leading to an amputation. My lawyer said I didn’t have a leg to stand on.

I used to have a job as a carpenter... ...but I shelved it.

As an initiation ceremony, the day I started work in a clothing factory, they threw me in a vat of colouring. I could have dyed!

The guy who died from making rugs is no laughing matter.

I’ve got a new job selling a more powerful brand of vacuum cleaner. Now my job really sucks.

I’m not happy about all these branches growing out of me. I should never have taken part in stem cell research.

The recent landslide was awful. To see so much damage from the rockfall absolutely crushed me.

I was wondering whether I would have had my child if I’d known he would be born with his eyes at the back of his head. Still, hindsight is a wonderful thing.

I’m looking after a stick insect. I can’t get it off me.

I once lived with a famous bakery podcaster. She wouldn’t stop waffling.

I love playing recorder. I can’t trump it.

Palm oil is bad for the environment. So wash your hands.

I’m more than sure I don’t make a good window blind. I’m curtain.

My local sushi restaurant chops ticks.

I’ve started a business cleaning rocks in Utah. It’s called Monument Valet.