Bin day tomorrow. Think it's the blue one. #passionateaboutrecycling

11pm? My Google Calendar says I should have been in bed 10mins ago. Too much Poirot. #timeflies

Paralympics tomorrow. Train gets in at 8.17am. #runslikeclockwork

Looking forward to a bit of unscheduled leisure time in a few days - might do the washing up and watch Poirot #banter

Feeling a bit perturbed - overran breakfast as scheduled on Google Calendar today by 3mins #moredisciplinerequired

Totes stoked for @catalystfestuk in May #togetheronamission

It's sunny. Great day to put some washing out. #houseworkistotesamazeballs

Solipsism - the view that the self is the only thing thy can be known to exist #banter

If a tree falls in the forest, an no one is around to hear it, what assessment could we make of its religious rights and freedoms? #hmmm

Stoked for @emmanueloxford on Sunday but 10am start has thrown me out of routine. Setting my watch back half an hour for the day. #efficient

@Jin_Bongham Will action this.

Love my @emmanueloxford community group. Got to make the most of it #yolo

Bit upset by the John Terry situation. He's a working class lad done good, just like me. Both of us so misunderstood.

Admin admin admin admin admin #admin

Particularly good daily input of my receipts into their spreadsheet today #blessed

Bin day today. Thought the bin men did a great job. Fantastic partnership between myself and the common man. #bins

You cut me open and I keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding radiators #handymanleonalewis

I've finally been given control of my own twitter account...so my tweets are going to get much less entertaining.