Today I got Han Solo'ed by my 3 year old " I love you J" ".........I know"

Spent the morning setting up a new Google Play Developer console account + new app. This app is internal + closed alpha testing only. I don't know how, but they've managed to make this one of the most bureaucratic things I've ever done. It's easier to do a tax return than this.

If you actually know me and need a bluey skies invite, hit me up

Or if you don't but your a john brown gun club

“But if we raise the minimum wage, prices will go up!” Avg cost of a Big Mac in New Hampshire, which has $7.25 minimum wage: $4.83 Avg cost of a Big Mac in Washington, which has $14.49 minimum wage: $4.67

Joseph R Reagan Camping is an affront to all of human progress

Podcasts don't do anything for me. I'd rather read it myself tbh

The Fault in Our Stars has been removed from the YA section in the suburbs of Indianapolis and is now considered a "book for adults." This is ludicrous. It is about teenagers and I wrote it for teenagers. Teenagers are not harmed by reading TFIOS. This is such an embarrassment

You broke a railroad strike. The blatant fucking lies.

Captain Planet reboot but they are just blowing up pipelines and taking down private jets

I don’t understand how COVID is spiking again after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened

I'm mostly over on [email protected] hit me up if I know you and you need an invite

Wolf of Wall Street reboot but it's just an actual wolf stalking bankers

Hit me up if you need a bluesky code, it's better there

“No my dearest,” he says to her. “You are alive, and beautiful as the moon.”

I started doing a thing, let me know what you think: Warhammer 40k in 60 seconds or less: Psykers! youtu.be/t7karYg4U7A t.ly/JnqoP #warhammer40k #WarhammerCommunity