"Let's kick things off with Tucker Carlson, the world's most unemployed boat shoe..." - Desi Lydic Fucking spit my drink out when I started the clip. #Kudos

need some good news? Jack Smith, the guy who convicts war criminals, just spent seven hours grilling Mike Pence. seven very long hours, under oath. tick fucking tock, Donald

Me when I'm not playing Elden Ring vs me when I am

I give adoption papers to people blocking Planned Parenthood.

Hey nice work to CNN for platforming a sexual abuser now mocking his victim on your air.

Dear CNN, did you FORGET what it was like living under Trump? The constant fear that we would cease to be a democracy, the daily dread this craven racist liar would simply dismiss fundamental rights of any person or group that got in his way? What the fuck is wrong with you?

MSNBC deserves every new cable viewer they're going to get after the train wreck we witnessed tonight.

Elon changed the Twitter algorithm so we could all be exposed to the maga peeps more regularly (and I guess be persuaded). So having been exposed to them more regularly for a few months now, one thing really sticks out: My God, these people are fucking stupid.

Gawd damn I <3 this game! #MetroidDread #NintendoSwitch

Same lady. Same.

Anyone ever play with a friend that just isn't as good as they think they are in a game? It's quite frustrating.

Moving exclusively to Instagram from now on. So if you want to find me that’s where I’ll be. Thanks a bunch Twitter. It’s been… something.

Here's what I think of the streamers' cruel plan to "starve us out"

He's kenough. ⚔️ #BLEACH

With Jordan Peele.

One year ago, No More Heroes III released on PC, Xbox, and PlayStation, letting more people bear witness to the ultimate battle of top-class Space Criminal vs Assassin! 👾

Here's a fact: Donald Trump has engaged in years of financial fraud. Here's another fact: When you break the law, there are consequences.