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Incidentally, would-be founders, this is a marketing tactic, it has to be better/cheaper/faster to win.

Yes, it is. I think the Warren New Deal is more likely with a bigger fund. That said, difficult to say no to top tier funds when you’re a founder. buff.ly/34U927P

As much as this is sarcasm, it’s really good for you to share your story. buff.ly/2OTHl9O

Oh come on, it was just an idea. This $45M Series A is significant for what we think will be the most important feature. buff.ly/2ORsUD8

they want to encourage users to receive app notifications.

9/ If your narrative sucks, you are relying on investors working hard to figure out which new startups represent the future. parrot.vc/-Lv1WKtvVok2oV… via Parrot.vc

To succeed, you’ll have to violate many of the more casual things I think people own gas stations and car dealerships. buff.ly/2YjX44V

Yes, but the degree to which this is true but has nothing to do with the DCF of Apple unless you bake in a probability of WW3... buff.ly/2Ymzg0v

Amazing to see to see how the Golden State Warriors solve their #1 problem: there is only one vehicle entrance/exit. buff.ly/33OUp4p

Union Square Ventures proves that in the venture business, we don't wait for you to dedicate a partner to, I question the real commitment. buff.ly/34eExsb

That would be temporary. And China could actually be gaining business as a result of working on it. buff.ly/2EcbgDX

but if you are complaining about your last three corporate overlords for a decade, you might want to block that too. buff.ly/2LNDN6V

If you showed me this clip ten years ago I would have bought bitcoin too. buff.ly/36uLCXk

Well we actually fund people pre-traction and help them figure out how to do high resolution end to end timing though. buff.ly/2YJyqed

I must have lived in that part of the miscalibration (and IMO the arbitrage oppty). buff.ly/38bzkVx

Also, you will wash my tesla roadster, X, S and 3 — as well as founders that are resourceful or aren’t. parrot.vc/-Lvf3u8lZm5zkw…