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Paranormal Smut Club

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Like the paranormal?? Like smut?? Join the club!! We research the paranormally sexual and the sexually paranormal. WE ARE PROFESSIONALS.

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We are absolutely THRILLED to announce our latest project! We have been hard at work on a careful reproduction of SYBARITE, a magazine recently discovered by PSC members working undercover in an Alternate Reality (AR00043995). The Dec 1979 issue is nearly complete!

We are absolutely THRILLED to announce our latest project! We have been hard at work on a careful reproduction of SYBARITE, a magazine recently discovered by PSC members working undercover in an Alternate Reality (AR00043995). The Dec 1979 issue is nearly complete!
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The first issue of Sybarite, December 1979 (from Alternate Reality 00043995), is complete and available for download! PSC hopes you find it educational and, perhaps more importantly, arousing! gumroad.com/paranormalsmut…

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Much like gremlins, most people think of male grinches as the standard and female as the deviation, but that is patriarchy-perpetuating perjury. We support female grinch visibility!

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The pandemic has really pushed people to get creative. Here's one woman’s account of reanimating skeletons to have sex with and thus remain covid-compliant. PSC reads this as an instructional manual for how to raise the dead to suit one’s sexual purposes. amazon.com/dp/B08QMN2JY6

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did u know that Nikola #Tesla invented (and eventually married) a steam-powered f*ck machine???? well, he did. he unveiled it at the 1893 World’s Columbian Exposition in Chicago (in Alternate Reality 00043995) to a horrified but enraptured crowd

did u know that Nikola #Tesla invented (and eventually married) a steam-powered f*ck machine???? well, he did. he unveiled it at the 1893 World’s Columbian Exposition in Chicago (in Alternate Reality 00043995) to a horrified but enraptured crowd
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This image is from the Sybarite Archives discovered and maintained by our colleagues in the Paranormal Smut Club of AR00043995 (AR=Alternate Reality). They called themselves the Philosophical Union of Sybaritic Supernaturalists (PUSS). paranormalsmutclub.tumblr.com/post/660582148…

This image is from the Sybarite Archives discovered and maintained by our colleagues in the Paranormal Smut Club of AR00043995 (AR=Alternate Reality). They called themselves the Philosophical Union of Sybaritic Supernaturalists (PUSS). paranormalsmutclub.tumblr.com/post/660582148…
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PSC scholars have identified this woman as Minerva Culpepper, an aspiring inventor who actually patented (US436004D1) these sleeves, colloquially known as “keep-your-damned-distance sleeves.”

PSC scholars have identified this woman as Minerva Culpepper, an aspiring inventor who actually patented (US436004D1) these sleeves, colloquially known as “keep-your-damned-distance sleeves.”
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banned in 32 states but required reading for the members of the Paranormal Smut Club. become a member today!!! just fyi- the goo woman is definitely real and she is EXTREMELY SEXY - much too sexy for form and structure

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from what we at PSC can surmise, these members of PUSS (Philosophical Union of Sybaritic Supernaturalists) appear to be enjoying a perfectly normal and not-at-all-unusual day in the park. meow!

from what we at PSC can surmise, these members of PUSS (Philosophical Union of Sybaritic Supernaturalists) appear to be enjoying a perfectly normal and not-at-all-unusual day in the park. meow!
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The Paranormal Smut Club celebrated the launch of the new issue of SYBARITE last night with some spellcraft and fire! AND SMORES! Download the issue now!!! paranormalsmutclub.gumroad.com/l/VuycN

The Paranormal Smut Club celebrated the launch of the new issue of SYBARITE last night with some spellcraft and fire! AND SMORES! Download the issue now!!! paranormalsmutclub.gumroad.com/l/VuycN
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This cryptid of an unknown origin is a true SYBARITE. The Paranormal Smut Club is investigating his evolutionary origins. He is very likely at least part potato.

This cryptid of an unknown origin is a true SYBARITE. The Paranormal Smut Club is investigating his evolutionary origins. He is very likely at least part potato.
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This is Cici the #cheese golem. She sacrificed a good portion of her body to satisfy the SYBARITE launch party attendees. paranormalsmutclub.gumroad.com

This is Cici the #cheese golem. She sacrificed a good portion of her body to satisfy the SYBARITE launch party attendees. paranormalsmutclub.gumroad.com
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It’s nigh time for a new edition of SYBARITE! This one is a CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE starring Princess Diana, Camilla, Weird Al, Liza Minnelli, AND YOU!!!!! Coming soon! In the meantime, check out earlier issues. paranormalsmutclub.gumroad.com

It’s nigh time for a new edition of SYBARITE! This one is a CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE starring Princess Diana, Camilla, Weird Al, Liza Minnelli, AND YOU!!!!! Coming soon! In the meantime, check out earlier issues. paranormalsmutclub.gumroad.com
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NEW SYBARITE IS HERE!!!!!! Links are in this post! Please join the SEXY DRUG-ADDLED TIME TRAVEL ADVENTURE and possibly save PRINCESS DIANA'S LIFE!! paranormalsmutclub.tumblr.com/post/705901090…

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FRAN DRESCHER fans (franatics????) need to head over to Alternate Reality 00043995 where Fran is a MEGASTAR! paranormalsmutclub.tumblr.com/post/705978151…

FRAN DRESCHER fans (franatics????) need to head over to Alternate Reality 00043995 where Fran is a MEGASTAR! paranormalsmutclub.tumblr.com/post/705978151…
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Were Diana and Liza simply not doing cocaine in our reality at the time this photo was taken (9.19.1991) OR was it edited out? The question is currently under investigation. To find out more and how it relates to time travel, read SYBARITE. paranormalsmutclub.gumroad.com/l/November1997

Were Diana and Liza simply not doing cocaine in our reality at the time this photo was taken (9.19.1991) OR was it edited out? The question is currently under investigation. To find out more and how it relates to time travel, read SYBARITE. paranormalsmutclub.gumroad.com/l/November1997