Eva Marie, holy fuck—

Kay Lee Ray is the luckiest woman in existence.

Cool. I guess I have an assistant now, then.

Afraid to make the masses boil in jealousy? I understand.

You know what? I think I've come to terms with my ego, and it's time for me to apologize. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I'm so much better than each and every single one of you. Yours sincerely, N.E.M. 💋

》Little FYI for everybody, I don't spend a lot of time in DMs. I'm often just vibing on the TL. If I'm not responding, don't think anything of it.

Consider yourself lucky that you caught me off guard. ⟡ 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐗 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐍. ⟡ | NOT @AlexaBliss_WWE

Are you kidding? I'm always on my worst behaviour. Good luck with that, though. I know to keep a lookout now.

You're real funny, aren't you? Don't worry, I'll leave you speechless when I fuck your husband.

Mhmm. Enjoy your 2 minutes of attention before he gets bored.

Uh, I-... what? No! I most certainly will not be your 'play toy'. Trust me, you don't want none of this, I'm more than you can handle.

Oh, fuck-... Hey, look, we can be friends, right? No need for any of this play toy stuff. Behaving just isn't in my nature. [Exclaimed in an audibly panicking tone.]

Help. There's a crazy person after me. She's kinda cute but she has evil intentions.

𝘐'𝘮 𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘮𝘴𝘺, 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳. 𝘛𝘸𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘦, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘣𝘶𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘳.

You know it, champ. 💋

The pink-haired supermodel cringes emphatically. "You wish, you little creeper. Once upon a time? Maybe. MAYBE I would have allowed you to be in my presence. But, you've ruined any chance of that happening."

|| Muse has been relatively low lately, bear with me, ya'll. <3

"God, you're delusional! First you pretend like I don't exist, and now this? Look, you can still be my stan. Buy my training book, or some clothes from my fashion line, lord knows your wardrobe needs an update. But this... you and I, friends? Nuh-uh. Not going to happen."