Apparently my aversion to Twitter has been overtaken by curiosity. Hello world, watch out - here I come!

I think there should be an old lady driving hour. Less accidents. 1/3 speed. Less road rage. Happier everyone.

My head hurts! #Budget2014

What 1,592 Days Of Central Planning Looks Like tinyurl.com/n6wxj7l

My fav part of the Olympics is watching ad campaigns of various companies. Each goes to tremendous lengths to bank on the Olympic dollar.

Nonexistent. I went with French toast after much thought (and even less grocery shopping!) Brandon

"Gaelic Storm? Yeah I'm going. But are they like Manheim Steamroller? Or Neil Diamond? I like them." #wrongdemographic #truestory

With a skeleton crew, filming for Amazon Prime's new motoring programme has begun.

You better not shout. You better not cry. You better not pout. I'm telling you why. Life is a meaningless parade towards death.

Don't ask, because I don't know. instagram.com/p/BQBrkRUjSb-/

My daughter just asked me to go cave diving with her. (!!!) She makes me smile every day.

I never thought I would love a city as much as I love Nashville! (Although it makes sense that a country girl would like it!)

The girls are ready for bed and ready for the #ISS flyover!

Operation "Zoo Trip" is a go! - Supper: made - Children: bowels vacated - HVAC: off - Gas tank: full - Sanity: GONE