those are my thongs! Kundalini Alfredo

At Texas Roadhouse for the first time and I feel like I’m back in Granbury, TX

adulthood is literally being excited about an air purifier

Literally cannot stand college kids

hey

she is in fact, more dapper than u

bitches love prolonged eye contact

Deeper Well is so fuckin good

Cole Escola attends the 2024 Met Gala.

Hey

This is literally like if Jesus and Beyonce wrote a song together

All Stars is so back

Over two years sober now hehe

JK Rowling is a cunt

YOUR religion doesn’t prohibit ME from doing anything. It prohibits YOU. Learn the difference & stay out my business.

God I love getting stoned and playing Stardew Valley

the government is shut down but they just took $500 dollars from my check…

FUCK ICE. FUCK FASCISM. FUCK NAZIS. FUCK MAGA.

I need Cher, Liza Minnelli, Madonna, Lily Tomlin, Jane Fonda, and Bette Midler to report to the diva protection bunker immediately, thx. I can’t do more of this