Luck still isn’t a superpower.

Missed my lil wizard 😍🇧🇪 #bromance Eden Hazard

Why are Sky playing Game of Thrones music under Steven Gerrard? It’s Aberdeen vs Rangers not the Battle at Hardhome 🙈

Eden Hazard's game by numbers vs. Huddersfield: 100% take-ons completed 34 touches 23 passes 6 take-ons 1 foul won 1 shot 1 assist And that was in 14 minutes.

Weird. My daughter JUST stabbed me in the right eye. (She’s not a ninja, but she IS a bit of a dick) Point is, We can finally trade roles... (Happy Birthday Bubba!)

SWEARING AND LOUD NOISES

NEW CHALLENGER! G2 Esports with a pledge to donate $130,003 to SpecialEffect Fall Guys eSports 2020 confirmed Context: x.com/FallGuysGame/s…

Yooooo Alex just said he would delete the yellow team if we can get 1 million retweets 1 RT = 1 Millioneth of a delete

THEY REALLY DID IT TO 'EM G2 Esports are back with $203,003 All monies go to SpecialEffect 😍 Context: x.com/FallGuysGame/s…

This game in a nutshell...

Twitch Can we please make Byron the next PogChamp?

I was already looking forward to watching Oppenheimer but then I saw a bunch of people on Twitter complaining that it mostly features white men and it isn’t inclusive enough and now I’m even more looking forward to watching it

Raiders after upgrading Scrappy to level 3. #ArcRaiders

i have no desire to be rich so i can buy a rolex or a lamborghini. i want to be rich so i can control my time and go to the gym at 3pm on a monday. sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon. so i can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients. spend on my family

Told you guys 😂😁 great feeling to win at home and assist in my first minutes here, your messages are sooo appreciated ❤ #KTBFFH 🔵

Told you @COPA90 🤷🏾‍♂️ 8️⃣5️⃣

Im that person that writes gmail and google into the search bar. Sorry. I also enjoy going to bed at 11pm and backgammon. Come at me bruh