Denizens of Twitter, I don't know about you but I'm beginning to suspect the bad guys are gonna win. I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I calls em as I sees em

This is why Petey Williams gets a massive pop whenever he signals for the destroyer, a move fucking 87 year old Goldust hits out of nowhere 6 times a night.

Tldr; YOU PROMISED I COULD BE A MASSIVE RACIST AND NOW IM MAD COS YOU WONT LET ME BE A MASSIVE RACIST. BECAUSE I REALLY WANNA BE A MASSIVE RACIST. She's a nutjob, isn't she?

15. The Space Museum (1965)

Been at work half an hour and I've already lost my temper at 2 people. One colleague and one customer. It's clearly gonna be a good day.

Wanna have a guess what the replies to this look like?

How do I make it move without feeling like a soulless monster? Asking for the numbest arse that ever arsed numbly.

New series from the awesome Gallifrey Pals covering #BATTLESTARGALACTICA #bsg I'm sure there'll be no tonal whiplash doing this and #RedDwarf at the same time. Nope, none at all. youtu.be/nMqoBW7TS-E?si…

Well, I was going to go to bed, but...

Links to other socials still work here? Havent used this place regularly in donkeys yonks but seem to remember there was talk of blocking them? Who knows. Anyway, if you see this someones doing a fundraiser thing for the trevor project. Donate if'n you can facebook.com/donate/3214771…

Is this a robot?

I saw #JokerFolieADeux today and my biggest takeaway is that I would have sworn on my life that I remembered Bill Smitrovich dying like 10 years ago.

This has touched a nerve

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Sneaking suspicion someone has hacked into this account. Fuck knows what they plan to achieve with a dormant account with like maybe 12 active followers but on the off chance anyone is actually still reading any dodgy shit upcoming isn't gonna be me I keep my dodgy shit private

Risking a brief foray onto the twitters, since apparently my account wasnt hacked as I'd suspected (or it was and they realised it was pointless and left), to say I watched the new #Superman movie today and a couple of slight niggles aside I thought it was awesome.

Donate to help a dog. Or don't. But do, though. gofundme.com/f/help-strider…

I'd like to thank the UK government for giving me ANOTHER bloody thing to do, now that I am the designated 'explain VPNs to devastated colleagues' person at work