Men will get fired, divorced, be in debt and the only thing they'll say is "I'll figure it out".

Happy birthday to The Kid! 🎂 Repost for a chance to win an autographed Ken Griffey Jr. Topps card.

When the Cardinals are down 10-2 in the 7th inning but my girl correctly guessed which cup the baseball was in on the jumbotron.

Let’s normalize taking naps before going out

just 2 dudes in 2003 not realizing they just made one of the best songs ever x.com/copiumx/status…

how i’m tryna be on christmas

Aw thanks for the reminder! Great memories

Jeff Passan Don’t matter Mariners got big dumper. Ms in 4

A HUGE HONOR! Thank you!

No Seattle Mariner will ever wear No. 51 again 👏

Ichiro became the first Japanese-born player elected to the Hall of Fame last night! Repost and like for a chance to win this autographed Ichiro relic card!

IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES

Bro really willing to risk it all for you

some 13 year old is about to have his world rocked

RIP to everyone that has ever died. WE MISS YOU MFERS!!! 🙏 ❤️

? Tf did I do

That Guy who is just Proud to be AMERICAN🇺🇸

JOSH NAYLOR FOR THE LEAD!! #SeizeTheMoment

JORGE POLANCO WINS IT IN THE 15TH INNING! THE @MARINERS ARE HEADING TO THE ALCS!!!