Overheard by a small child in animal kingdom while it’s raining “a giraffe is peeing on us!” #overheardatdisney

“You could go in the guillotine next” (the stockade😂) Overheard at Disney.

“Ooh guided tour!” “Maybe when I find a sugar daddy” Overheard at Disney.

"Is this the entrance into Star Wars Edge of Gravity?" #SillyGuests

Somebody really said “we can go around the castle by magic mountain” on Main Street. IM WHEEZING

Guest 1: “Who's Figment?” Guest 2: “He's a purple dinosaur.” Guest 1: “So you're saying Figment is Barney's true name.” Overheard by Anonymous, Epcot.

Guest 1: “What happened to you guys?” Guest 2: “We thought we were in line for Pirates, but apparently we were just following some slow people.” Overheard by Anonymous, Disneyland.

“Do you like 1000 dolls staring at you? That's the ride…” Overheard by Anonymous, Magic Kingdom.

“is that YOUR quarter? You’re a money hoarder. WHERE did you get the coins from???” BOMA women’s restroom DAKL 8AM Overheard at Disney.

“I mean, dinosaurs. I know they say they existed but…” BUT WHAT, MAAM??????????? #OverheardAtDisney

On living with the land right now Random mom: Sweetie we’re in the top of the Epcot ball right now! We are! We’re in the top of the Epcot ball! Overheard at Disney.

Guest 1: “Mommy, this place is nice. Why don't we stay here?” Guest 2: “Because I'm trying to retire.” Overheard by Anonymous, Disneyland Hotel.

“They can do all this to the castle, but your daddy can't even put one string of lights on the house.” Overheard by Anonymous, Disneyland.

Overheard at Disney. I guess they let you make reservations a month ahead of time or something, At EPCOT

.Overheard at Disney. “make sure your gwooteus maximus is witewally gwued to your seat” - child to his friend while loading on soarin

“I'll be brave… I don't think all this was worth the extermination of Bug's Land.” Overheard by Anonymous, Avengers Campus at DCA.