This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

does any one know where i could find some Unsolicited advice? preferably from people with weird personality disorders who dont know anything

EYES ON THE ROAD

Have you ever wondered what happens when you Google "Adventist Pastor rapes child"?

ok did not expect that

shuffling back to bed from the bathroom half asleep at 2am and watching my bed turn into an air tight bunker as the house starts to shake

ChatGPT, please generate a NY Times headline that's exactly bonkers enough that it will be impossible to tell whether it's real

If the 40 beheaded babies existed, they'd be reading their names today. Alas...

A crucial Gavin Newsom strength is that he looks like a guy who would play the president in a movie which is absolutely key to winning the moron vote

Trump's not even in office yet and his tariffs are already causing prices to skyrocket

appointing george costanza as secretary of the department of maintaining normal relationships with women

Despicable. As families grieve, Trump should be leading, not lying. We put safety first, drove down close calls, grew Air Traffic Control, and had zero commercial airline crash fatalities out of millions of flights on our watch. President Trump now oversees the military and the

fingers crossed 🤞

He's really gonna regret that upper-lip tattoo if he ever decides to give up eating pussy

See if you can guess which quote is by Donald Trump and which one is by Adolf Hitler