Tomorrow I'm giving a brand new talk about tackling React performance at JSIL's meetup. A few invited guests will also pay a visit🦇 meetup.com/javascript-isr…

I'm starting a new podcast where two people meet to bake pastries and talk about relationship issues. It's called "Mixed Feelings"

Excited to announce that I am, in fact, not starting this podcast. Thank you, Twitter AI, for your unwavering support

A few weeks ago at JS IL, I gathered the best (and worst) detectives to investigate a serious case: The death of a React app's performance🕵️‍♂️🔍 Batman, Agent Mulder, and Inspector Gadget all had their theories - some useful, some... bordering on conspiracy youtube.com/watch?v=dJG66Z…

If surgeons had dev tools: mid-surgery, elbow deep in guts "This spleen is a mess. Who last touched this? git blame... oh. Of course. Me."

CSS has a new feature, "text-wrap: pretty" and if you're a paragraph reading this don't give in it the W3C's beauty standards you're beautiful just the way you are dangling orphans and all

Yesterday I did standup comedy for the first time ever. I covered DevOps, SQL, and how a chicken restaurant relates to that one time I broke prod. It was terrifying and nerve-racking and I can’t wait to do it again. Huge thanks to the org Shai Reznik (Qwik) + everyone who performed!

Good morning to all the browsers except Safari. 🫶

TIL the fastest internet is on the public Wi-Fi of a tiny artisanal sandwich shop in Florence, Italy

Tonight's coding assistant

To be clear this referred to both a teacher's strike and a missile strike. How was your morning?

I've been working on something very cool for the past year and now it's finally out 🎉 tl;dr Hud tells your ai agent how to fix errors & issues in production

TBT to that time I disguised a stand-up routine as a tech talk at JSConf Iceland. It combined all the things I like: JS, technology, art, dumb jokes, music, video games and Nordic countries youtube.com/watch?v=JCATu2…

This is a background removal tool. With the most insane interface tools.dverso.io/bgremove/

"Free Wi-Fi" is functionally equivalent to "Free Ethernet". It's like advertising "free plumbing" when what you really mean is "free water"

I’m camouflaging as an LLM — how am I doing — convincing — enough — ?

TIL both head lice AND headlights survive the washing machine but get demolished by the dryer

Started rewatching Battlestar Galactica and it's interesting how modern AI tech puts this show in a whole new context