FFS they said "Discreet packaging" when I ordered it 🤦‍♂️

Remember when the national media tried to impeach Justice Alito because his wife hung up George Washington’s flag on their porch?

Toughest places to play: 3. Cameron Indoor 2. The Phog 1. Dayton when Miami of Ohio and their swim team is in town

this might be the most madhouse NCAAT environment we’ve seen in the first four and maybe even first weekend. The roof just fell down with that 3💥

CEO of Starbucks, Brian Niccol ☕️ Miami (OH) alum. Big RedHawks fan 🏀🙌 Had a front row seat to Miami’s NCAA Tournament win over SMU. #MiamiOH #MarchMadness

This should have been on the front page of The New York Times. I speak to students in America and most have no idea that more than 30,000 Iranians were killed for protesting and demanding freedom. No names. No faces. No coverage. This silence kills me.💔 Thank you, Australia.

Hey Starbucks - send the Miami University swim team to Philly!

The Iranian regime executed a 19 year old for demanding democracy. I stand with his memory and the thousands of other young Iranians. Those who grieve the elimination of Iranian leaders over murdered protesters is telling.

3 protesters, including 19yo Saleh Mohammadi, were hanged today in Iran. Convicted of false charges, tortured into confessing, no lawyers, witnesses, or fair trial. Just totalitarian propaganda, kangaroo courts, & medieval torture. Saleh Mohammadi. Saeid Davoudi. Mehdi Ghasemi.

Marco Rubio realizing he has to smooth things over with Japan now.

TCU vs Ohio State is absolute peak March Madness cinema and is just the first game of the tournament

Baseball is meant to be watched in person Football is meant to be watched on your couch College Basketball is meant to be watched during the day at your cubicle

Alright, this is the last one, I promise: Marco Rubik's Cubio.

When Pete Hegseth was going through is confirmation hearing, Elizabeth Warren wrote an entire letter about how his "Deus Vult" tattoo made him "a right wing extremist" unfit for service. She just endorsed the guy with the Nazi tattoo.

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

Tucker Carlson Loses On ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ After Guessing ‘Israel' On Every Puzzle buff.ly/5jiSFz1

We made Al Franken resign over a joke, but this woman can cheerlead the rape, slaughter, and torture of Jewish civilians and no one in my party gives a fuck.

“So they’ve suddenly canceled the current season of ‘The Bachelorette.’ Why? You might ask. No one knows. But we do know a producer on the show’s father attended summer camp with Benjamin Netanyahu in 1955. Coincidence? I’ll let you decide.”

Marco Rubio realizing he has to be Walker, Texas Ranger.

Miami being just good enough to force (FL) on the other Miami is a win in my book