Food critic

now that we’re older “make the hair on the back of my neck stand up” as a bald man was crazy.

That’s the neat part, we don’t.

#Vereens

CHARRRLESSSS YO CASKETS REEAAAADYYYYY

I’m in tears. All I see is

Went to visit my girl and her TV was on HDMI 2 with nothing plugged to it

What ____ _______ doing tonight?

My coworker just told me that her cousin got called a SNICKER LICKER growing up because she only dated black guys.

I said a WHO?

The waters haven’t been safe since Americans found out a group of fish is called a school

Uber driver: Sorry, no ingles.

Me: No hay problema. Como estas?

Uber driver: Ma’am, I’m sorry. I just don’t feel like talking.

😂😂😂

hehe

Happy 66th Birthday to Giancarlo Esposito 🎂

This picture is actually so scary I need to find another one to use as proof of my height

Five years ago, you all angry tweeted at me about killing Iron Man in AVENGERS: ENDGAME… before I had a chance to see the movie.

Thanks again for that.

Ooo-La-La …. Touché!!

Let’s spice up them rules, why don’t we? #roguerules

ThanX Daniel Cole - you’ve done it again - SUGAHHHH!! 🔥🔥

Revenge is definitely sweeter when there’s a l’il ‘Sugah’ to go with that spice! Who be callin’ me flat-ass now, huh?! 💪❤️‍🔥…

Yo what the fuck

This tweet pops into my head every time ya’ll start talking about the draft couches 😩😩😩😂😂

I was locked in watching this