Stop getting rid of your pets because they aren’t what you expected Clifford was literally the smallest puppy and turned out to be a 30 FOOT RED DOG AND EMILY ELIZABETH STILL MADE IT WORK

Tomorrow is August and I haven’t even -built a rocket -fought a mummy -climbed up the Eiffel Tower -discovered something that doesn’t exist -given a monkey a shower -surfed any tidal waves -created a nanobot - located Frankenstein’s brain -driven my sister insane :/

Yo twitter let’s make it happen

I’m super pissed to find that creed website form the office isn’t a real website...I thought the office fan base was better than this

I cast my Heisman ballot for #WillGrier! Click the player you think deserves the Heisman House vote. (📍Nissan)

i either need to stop loving cats or i need to stop being allergic to them.

Two weeks from now I’ll be chowing down on some awesome Chinese food with my family and I couldn’t be more excited😄

Sansa, throwing shade at Khaleesi: "What do dragons eat anyway?" Khaleesi, breaker of chains, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Sipper of Tea, and Blocker of Shade: "Whatever they want." ADVANTAGE: Khaleesi. #GameOfThrones

I’m caught between having a panic attack because I missed an assignment that can cause me to fail a class and not graduate and not having my thesis done yet and it’s due Monday😭

Chugging tequila isn’t a problem...it’s an asset

This is the second day in a row that Dunkin' Morgantown has gotten my coffee wrong. A black coffee is not the same as a Carmel coffee. Getting to work to my coffee being wrong is so frustrating.

This tweet is for @Blatalin so he don’t gotta see the same tweet about coffee every time he looks at my twitter.

Just got told I can’t buy wine in WV because I dont have a WV license... I have lived Here for 4 years....I’m livid

so mad that i have to exist today