There you go.

Do not dress as a slutty angel for Halloween. We already have Amenadiel for that.

*Crashes a reception and is now suddenly the heart of the party.* Now now, where is that champagne?

Trick-or-Treaters will be punished on sight. Especially the slutty ones.

the thin night Read: tl.gd/n_1sr252u

*Might or might not give a trick-or-treater a few grams of something that looks very similar to powdered sugar... but it's not.* Enjoy the treat! On me.

Lightbringer.

When priests tell you not to be horny, but then show you images of half naked men tied up to things... AMIRITE????

The opposite of divine inspiration is ENDEMONIANISM—inspiration that comes from the Devil.

It's been a while. ~Hello.

Yes to both.

Naughty naughty naughty.

Drinks with the Devil.

10/10 would do me.

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