Guardian Moz review. He stumbles from self-hype to castigating “jealous bitches” and his customary bete noire, the cancel culture that has so thoroughly deplatformed him that he has no choice but to stand on a big platform and tell 20,000 fans all about it

Digging through my DVD box sets to avoid the depressing, horrific news... complete X Files to start with, 157hrs of Mulder and Scully 👍

2000 images of folk looking like this...

The best thing about Masterchef and Silent Witness filling the schedule is that I can piss off into my manchild room and finally clean and restring my guitars that i have put off for a bit. Tonight's TLC, my Fender Baja 50s Custom Shop designed Telecaster

'we now cross to Gatwick where the first repatriation flight from Dubai has landed. These brave, plucky souls have been through hell, having had no access to Botox, fillers or hair plugs for nearly a week'

He's rerecording Cannibal Corpse's seminal 'Evisceration Plague '

Just once I want someone to go on the Repair Shop with no trauma, grief or tale of woe. 'this lamp is knackered, any chance you can fettle it?'

News cycle avoidance via a classical guitar

They were playing Morrissey tunes in the supermarket for some reason. They were out of gladioli so had to make do twirling a tiger baguette

Don't reckon much to this new Ryan Reynolds film, it infrequently cuts to some football match for some reason

“Think about how stupid the average person is, then realize that half of em' are stupider than that." George Carlin

Making snarky comments about MasterChef contestants' efforts whilst eating McCain Home Fries and tomato sauce like a true epicurean

A little bit of classical guitar noodling to briefly divert from the shitshow of current events

What it’s like to watch Trump's press conference:

If “not fucking around” was a Dog

Car was that filthy, I've spent about 15 minutes at the self wash getting it looking 'merely fetid'

Day 753 of thinking about that pub in London charging £11 for a scotch egg