… 『 Iɴsᴀᴛɪᴀʙʟᴇ 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐒 ... 』 Are we ever like this?

No, brother . They are just plain sad .

// Me who has an Aurelion Sol but never got to use him because league verse was dead back then

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ' If I brought everything you wanted, I wouldn't have a Runeterra left to live in . ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤYou could certainly do with a degree of ( humility ), agony . ' ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ' I would be honored ! See, you aren't the first of your ambition, and you've probably guessed that you're far from the last . ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤSo I indeed have a proposal that could prove most beneficial ... Increasing the odds in your favor . ' ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ' As long as you continue your play a good distance away from /me/ . Bad enough that the scarecrow's active again, ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤLast thing I need is more competition . ' ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ' Don't kid yourself . You know better than to enter the same region as him, let alone communicate . ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤWhat I'd give to see him get his claws on you .... The look on your face ? Heh heh, now that'd leave me satisfied ! ' ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ

Sticks and stones, your majesty .

good morning

( waddling over in trenchcoat and fedora ) Is this guy bothering you, Queen ?

With pleasure, your majesty .

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|| hey guys just a heads up from over in the helluva verse, toff lied about his age ( he is 18 now, but he was a minor in a primarily adult space and said he was older ), and lied about a relationship with a friend of mine simply to attempt to cancel her for no reason whatsoever.

keep haunting him, I haven't forgotten him throwing me under the bus

You messed with the bull, you're getting the HORNS